Follow-Up to 'The One in the Grocery Store'

If you've read much of my blog, you'll know at least one thing about me: I have little tolerance for bad pick-ups from guys. (Ok, you'll know 2 things about me - I'm very odd. I know.)

Anyways, after providing a recap of the Top 5 worst pick-up attempts in my personal experience, I stumbled upon a little group on Facebook that I couldn't resist. So, I would like to announce that i have joined the group : "I Appreciate Christian Pick-up lines."

I don't think there is anything inherently better about a Christian pick-up line. In fact, if someone were to actually try using one on me, they'd probably get the same reaction as anyone else who has tried a lame pick-up: a roll of the eyes, a shake of the head...and I walk away in silence. But, with the creativity of some of these christian pick-up lines...they may at least get a little smirk as I walk away.

So, these were really too good not to share, especially given my more recent experience with some blogworthy pick-ups. So, just for laughs, here are some of my favorites:

"My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits"

"Is this the transfiguration?... because you are glowing!"

"Now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... because he never met you."

"How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"

"You're totally depraved but I'd still like to go out with you..."

"I'm interested in youth ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar."

"I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as 'casting my net.'"

" Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."

"Have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."

"Do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you..."

So good.